January 2010
34 posts
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name...”
– Bill Cosby.
“If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I...”
– Angelina Jolie.
Dont Mess with Old People!!
The taxman decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the tax office.
The taxman was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his accountant.
The taxman said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. Im not sure the tax office finds that believable.’
‘Im a great gambler, and i can...
“I just have one question for everyone, Has anyone made me a birdhouse yet?”
– Kevin Jonas.
Division Forty-Nine.
Division Forty-Nine ————————— (By Private A. Calton 2nd W.R. Field Ambulance) ————————— “Twas the break of dawn in Flanders, and the morning promised bright, The nineteenth of December and a lovely day to fight, The Forty-Ninth Division had got orders to “stand to” And little did they know...
JB World Tour 2010.
The Jonas Brothers have announced that they’re “in the beginning stages of planning our next world tour 2010”.
I was hoping they’d do another world tour this year, never thought they actually would! I cannot wait till the dates go up, and get my tickets booked!!
Actually THE best ending to a perfect day!
*Fan girl squeel*
First day of 2010.
The first day of the year 2010 has been great! Woke up next to the love of my life. (we were woken by the annoying screech of mr next door’s guitar) But i woke up happy anyway!
Had an AMAZING (amazing needs to be in capitals there to show my joy) dinner, basically Christmas Dinner again! Its like tradition, we have christmas dinner on Chridstmas Day, Boxing Day and New Years Day! Its great!...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Hello 2010, Nice to meet you.
:)